hey there kitty cat...

Rachel Bilson in the new issue of Flaut. Love that she looks just bad enough to still be a good girl.

Pirate Wizard Bachelorette

It's a pity my mom isn't in this photo. She really stole the show.

Congrats to Selina and Brian. The wizard counsel wishes you much love and happiness. XXX

Murda

Shit House Mug Shots

the street. arrow. x. up. down. jameson. billy idol. take off. landing.

like this life never happened. get in or get out.

Hmmm...

Every once in a while this happens...

We actually do our own version of the Rob and Big show. Guess who's who, I fuckin dare you.

Otto's Bday Party

LOVE Otto's!

floored

I have not seen him in 14 days...

111 Minna

bday. engagement. 80's night. stunner of the month. street nap. real talk.

Gaslight Anthem @ Terminal 5

thanks Steph and Benny! we hearts you guys.

Taylor's Bday

I make throwing up in a cab and getting kicked out on the middle of bowery look tight.

Mean Girls Stamp

I'm pretty sure this qualifies as a gang tattoo...

the best thing that happened to us in Vegas

Chillaxing in Vegas

full on relaxation kit. love hotel sheets.

Tonight

thanks Muffin Nasty!

Team Jacket Inspiration

Mean Girls

Sunday!

Ga ga for Gaga

no pants.

moving on

new sequin jacket, new boots, new shoot. this one last thing i think completes the set of new things i need for the new season. sigh...

End of the Road...

it's a lot easier to leave town with zero crushes. and it's even easier to have zero crushes when your day is being plagued by an unusually over swollen fucking gland on your fucking neck. it only swells when i eat. i guess this is a sign from god, she said "yo wassup, stop eating like a fat ass you have a shoot in a month"

gyahddd

Fur Reals

Two things I want to do since it got so friggin cold:

1. wear fur

2. wear lace tights, no pants and fur

36 hours later...

and he still hasn't called...

this is the only thing that can fix this right now...

Give'em Hell

Juliette Lewis looks fuckin amazing and inspires me to wear spandex.

Bad Girls Club meeting tonight at Manitoba's

anchors away...

trampius stampius

she's got one

Can't Win'em All

well it's true...you can't...

Go Fish

he has no idea how it feels...

zero crushes. zero dollars. less than zero.

some things come full circle.

bud. the fish. quarter rings. whip it. french dot tights.

Morning Would

I love these boots. The level of wanting rivals that of the frustration of waking up alone and dissatisfied. I hate to fight. I hate to fight before I even brushed my teeth. Take a deep breath walk away, I think in my head. And in the ten feet it takes me to walk to get over the conversation, more than wanting to be held by him or any kind of affectionate embrace, I want to be held by these boots. Real happiness, it's a swipe of the Amex away. Love will come and go, the relationship you have with your footwear can last a life time, to the grave, IN the grave.